Any time now I may be called to The Hague
Lord knows I am guilty
But I am hoping he can help
There must be a way to avoid the punishment they intend
I have thought of a few ways
I will leave a little of my fate to the Lord,
Just in case He can help
Maybe He has the power
Maybe He can forgive
Plan two is to get to Ocampo
I am a big fish and maybe he can lose my file
Or even that envelope
I can even persuade him to delay till after am president,
Then I will give him a good retirement package
A wise man does not put all his eggs in one basket
So I will get me lots of podiums
I will call out every Kalenjin
And give them the truth
“Ocampo is after you
“I am just the first”
You cannot blame a man for trying
I am learning a way that does not work every time I fail
Going to Hague was a mistake
The Lord has refused to get back to me
The KKK alliance does not care
I am failing every time I try
I wish I could be my own prosecutor
I will just have to learn to play Need for Speed
I hear it helps to be busy when you are locked up
I don’t want to hallucinate
It is bad enough to remember the things I have done
