Ringera, thank God, is not somebody I will have to listen to again talk about big and small fish escaping the net at a time of hunger. Thank God too that he now knows it was God closing one door. This is my list of who else I want to see resign and in that order:
1. Stanley Emilio Mwai wa Kibaki
He can’t speak, when he does he doesn’t know what he is saying, when he knows what he is saying he is angry and calling people names I called people when I was in nursery school. He will facilitate rigging the election in 2012 or won’t give a damn that my head might be chopped off.
2. Raila Amolo Odinga
He will have what he wants anyway; mkufe, msikufe; and then he will forget you existed. He runs away from the media when he can’t answer tough questions and is power hungry. I want to have him in a place where he can help me by being himself: a liar and an agitator.
3. Alfred Mutua
And this guy is a doctor! I am tempted to call this a BONEHEAD, but I guess it tells us how bad the certificates from Kirinyaga Road can make you look. If you must buy, buy a diploma.
4. Charity Kaluki Ngilu
Water shortage is a national disaster but she has neither plans to provide it or to control the cartels. If she has a position on Mau, she is keeping it a secret.
5. Stephen Kalonzo Musyoka, Musalia Mudavadi
We do not want a sycophant: Moi juu, Kibaki Tosha, Raila ni ndugu yangu
6. Uhuru Muigai Kenyatta, William Samoei Ruto
These people do not know what’s coming (except The Hague) and when they do, they will come to save a life after the funeral.
7. Amos Wako, Evan Gicheru
Tell me one and a half good things you have done for me……….you cant even get the half.
8. Mutula Kilonzo
Get out before you get completely silly!
9. Major General Hussein Ali
I have feeling you will be opening my letters. Plus you have a passion for ending conflicts; by killing one party to the conflict. That is why I want you to go home.
10. Ferdinand Waititu
I do not want an MP who steal from me and stones me, at least let me stone you!
11. Lucy Muthoni Kibaki
What other option is there for an aging drama queen who has never stepped into her office and still gets paid?
That’s all.
And where did I I forget Kiraitu? The perennial loser who now wants democracy rationed.
